您的早晨有点沮丧吗?今天早上起床时,您是否站在塞子上,用黄油侧向下放烤面包,或者在试图打动苍蝇时掉下三层平坦的窗户?
Maybe you got stung by a wasp when you were out on your pre-work run, maybe you got hit by three-consecutive taxis and run over by a limousine while you were trying to cross the road, or maybe you’re a zoo keeper and got brutally mauled within an inch of your life by an angry lemur with a taste for violence.
既然我们知道这已经存在了……这个世界又是幸福和金色的……
我们不知道您的日子到目前为止的状况,但是无论如何,我们认为我们将能够在下面的这段视频中为您加油打气。看哪,残酷的世界,座头鲸吹彩虹。
显然,这被称为“雨珠”,尽管我们可能不会将该术语输入城市词典。尽管如此,我们知道这个美好的壮举仍然存在,但世界又是快乐和金色。不要感到难过,以至于您的朋友都没有注意到您现在处于令人恐惧的狐猴攻击中,对吗?
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