In every bar, in every major Japanese metropolis, is a seriously content native English speaker who about “six months ago” (and it’s always “six months”, for some reason) decided to pack up their nine to five office routine back home to teach English as a foreign language in Japan. These people are so infuriatingly cool that you find yourself torn between hating them out of jealousy and wanting to be their mate in the hope that your own place in the social standings will be raised just by sitting near them.
“哦,是的。我只是想知道,真的是日本的邪教。真是令人着迷,你不觉得吗?哦,是的。是的。我只是喜欢Asia-H Soooo Mah-Ch,您知道。真的很棒。我在缅甸 - 呆了大约一个星期,老实说……这改变了我的生活。它改变了我的生活。我已经呆了大约38个月了,这真是太神奇了。 Best yah of my life. Did I mention that I love Japanese cult-chah? There’s just something soooooo, you know, mythical and amazing and….mythical about the samurais, isn’t there?. Oh, yah. And the geishas, of course. The geishas are bloody amazing, aren’t they?”
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